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Ararara-ra
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:38 pm |
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Granted! But, alas!, some weird flesh eating fungus starts growing between your toes.
I wish I had around 100 000 dollars in my pocket right now.
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XaviarCraig
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:32 pm |
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Granted, but it was made via child porn... And Chris Hanson would like you to have a seat over there
I wish I had a arc welder!
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Cjcool301
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:48 am |
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Granted, but you forget how to use it and you decapitate your head.
I wish I had a Mac OSX...
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:37 pm |
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Granted, but while your copy of Mac OSX Public Beta hasn't functioned in seven years, the shirt that came with it still fits.
I wish for my veggie garden to thrive this summer!
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brighiddm
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:21 pm |
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Granted, but wild rabbits move in and destroy your hard work.
I wish I was finished with school already...
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666archangel
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:02 am |
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Granted, but you would have no job.
I wish Leonardo DiCaprio would kiss me.
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brighiddm
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Granted, but you get mono.
I wish someone would take me shopping.
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:52 am |
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Granted, but I hope getting dragged to ten different tile stores is far more entertaining for you than it would be for me!
I wish I wrote a book that gets turned into a movie!
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666archangel
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:35 am |
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Granted, but the movie's not released due to the lack of fund.
I wish Flooder would be my bf.
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cresent
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| Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:39 pm |
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Granted, but you are only 1 of 5 people dating him...
I wish I had cookies...
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666archangel
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:52 am |
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Granted, but you are overweighted so you can't eat them cookies.
I wish I was the reincarnation of gundam..
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Syaoran
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:02 am |
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granted. but your the gundam that is about to be scrapped!
i wish my wish is never granted :ebil:
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:05 am |
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Granted, but then your friends and family nag you for the rest of your life for not taking better advantage of such an opportunity, and you eventually turn into a recluse with 50 cats. :o)
I wish for a Mediterranean cruise.
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cresent
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:15 am |
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Granted, but while on the cruise, something goes horribly wrong and you are stranded on an island with the most annoying person in the world....
I wish that I had the perfect life.
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Trunks0137
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:07 am |
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Granted but to achieve this you will have to be reincarnated as a sexually orientedly confused hermaphrotic ferret born as the pet of a the perfect family, weird people that are always happy and smile eerily...
I wish to be Rubber Rubber Man like Luffy D. Monkey from One Piece!
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666archangel
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:55 am |
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Granted, but you smells like a rubber now and no one wants to be with you.
I wish Grimme would come to give me a chocolate.
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Syaoran
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:54 pm |
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granted. grimme gives you an icky grimy mouldy and cheap chocolate.
i wish i have a cute girl as a wife. glasses and all <3
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Gika
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:14 am |
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Syaoran wrote:
i wish i have a cute girl as a wife. glasses and all <3
granted, but on the wedding night you suddenly find out your cute girl has a penis ..
i wish my bf would go swimming with me (its soooo hot here) ...
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TenchiTim
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Gika wrote: i wish my bf would go swimming with me (its soooo hot here) ...
Granted, but by "swimming" you mean sex, and by "bf" you mean me :P
I wish Gika would go "swimming" with me :laff:
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666archangel
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| Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:24 am |
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Granted, but you now find out that you're impotent.
I wish L'Arc~en~Ciel would perform in my room.
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brighiddm
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| Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Granted, but you are evicted from your house and arrested on zoning issues.
I wish work wasn't such a hassle...
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Ararara-ra
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:09 pm |
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Granted! Around thousand something people from racial minorities do your work for you but you now wanted for violating international anti-slavery laws.
I wish for some Smoked Cheese, Nyoron~
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:30 pm |
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Granted, but everything else in your fridge gets smoked, too, during the house-fire.
I wish I had a real estate empire.
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Syaoran
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:57 am |
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granted. after the marathon you die.
i wish i was makin money :D
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:47 pm |
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Bzzzt! I already got fungus from the marathon. :o)
Regarding making money, granted, but you never realized how small a rupee is. :o)
I wish I had a real estate empire! :o)
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666archangel
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:47 pm |
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Granted, in some remote villages down on south Ethiophia.
I wish I was the happiest person in the world.
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:58 am |
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I'm willing to declare you the winnah. ;o)
Shall we try a new game now? :o)
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Mizuho
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:14 am |
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I'm with tim for the letter train!
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bottouchan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:08 am |
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OK... what are the rules for letter train? :o)
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666archangel
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:49 am |
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Yeah I'm the winner! ^_____________________^
What's the letter train?
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